38 weeks - WHY AM I STILL PREGNANT?

Whoops should've posted this on 8/15/13

How far along? 38 Weeks
Total weight gain/loss: I weighed 151.6 lbs yesterday - that's 33 lbs since before I was preg - I gained 5 lbs in the last week - WHOA!
Maternity Clothes? I'm so sick of commenting on clothes...I'm LARGE OK!
Stretch marks? No
Sleep: I actually sleep well minus waking up CONSTANTLY to go pee
Best moment this week: FENCE BEING DONE MINUS THE PEOPLE GATES AND THE TOPS BEING TRIMMED - pretty much almost functional!
Worst moment this week: Being totally convinced Abby was waiting for me to get my hair done and then she was going to come out only to still be pregnant still. WAHHHHH Project eviction is an epic fail so far.
Have you told family and friends? Is this question still necessary? EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING MMMK
Miss Anything? Being comfortable and wearing my clothes, whatever clothes I want! OMG I miss being comfortable! And not crying every time I try to get dressed! I miss sleeping through the night. I miss not having to pee every 5 seconds - even with the softest plushest toilet paper in the world eventually you get a little raw, you know? I miss being able to eat without getting indigestion...I can't even drink without having it. I miss being able to get out of bed without shooting pain in my lower back. I miss being able to bend over. I miss being able to see my whole body. I miss my feet not being the size of elephant trunks.
Movement: YES! Abby is going to be a soccer player, I'm convinced! Now I can SEE it...how creepy! Apparently I'm having contractions as well.
Food Cravings: ICE!!!!!! I can't stop eating ice...also snowballs, rice krispy treats, twizzlers, sour dough pretzels, acai blueberry popsicles
Anything making you queasy or sick? I've pretty much stopped eating dinner all together. Also my acid reflux is back in the WORST way - literally EVERYTHING is killing me including water...AWESOME!  It is TOO HOT to eat anything but italian ice/snowballs or just plain ice for dinner!
Have you started to show yet? UH YEA! These questions are starting to annoy me.......
Gender prediction: We KNOW that Miss Abigail is a girl, hopefully a GIRLY GIRL. At least her room will be girly hahahhaa
Labor Signs: Yes - crazy contractions but they're irregular. WAHHH.
Belly Button in or out? Still hanging IN there hahahaha Looks like I'm going to lose this battle.
Wedding rings on or off? My rings are off now. :( Bought a lovely wedding set at Claires for $11.00
Happy or Moody most of the time? Anxious...time is up! Also I'm incredibly mad at the universe and over being pregnant. GET OUT OF MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Weekly Wisdom: Ummm start the nursery way earlier and don't move when you're pregnant! Tooo many things to do that you don't even realize need to be done. Also shop on craigslist/thrift stores for as much as you can - babies are expensive and they use things for like 5 minutes!
Looking forward to: Getting this baby out of me. hahahahahahahahaha